I Feel Like the Poseidon
Last night I lay groaning on my back while thousands of beasties tried to escape my hull. A few intrepid explorers managed to get out through a crack near my main shaft, but most were left behind to die a watery death.*
Luckily, the USS Immodium is responding to my distress call and is rushing to plug the leaks in my bulkhead.
Ugh. No more hot chicken wings for dinner...
*Unlike that lying bastard charlatan David Blaine.
Luckily, the USS Immodium is responding to my distress call and is rushing to plug the leaks in my bulkhead.
Ugh. No more hot chicken wings for dinner...
*Unlike that lying bastard charlatan David Blaine.
1 Comments:
I hadn't read your posts until Ivy blogrolled you. I've been laughing now until my side hurts. Thank God for Ivy introducing you to my small world!
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