Odorama
I like to smell like three things: Safeguard, Pert and Speedstick. Okay, maybe four things. I'd add hickory smoke, but I haven't yet found Eau du BBQ cologne.
But up here at our Sewanee cabin, I'm not in control of the personal grooming products. That'd be the girlfriend, RUABelle. So now I smell like hebal rosemary mint shampoo and strawberry milkshake body wash. I smell so good I don't know if I'm horny or hungry.
Either way, breakfast is served.
But up here at our Sewanee cabin, I'm not in control of the personal grooming products. That'd be the girlfriend, RUABelle. So now I smell like hebal rosemary mint shampoo and strawberry milkshake body wash. I smell so good I don't know if I'm horny or hungry.
Either way, breakfast is served.
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