Wednesday, April 12, 2006

No she di-int!

Apparently State Senator Thelma Harper is ticked off because she wasn't asked by Shelbyville Senator Jim Tracy to co-sponsor a bill to put a Jack Daniel's museum in downtown Nashville. Her response was to threaten to sponsor a bill allowing a Kentucky Fried Chicken to open in his district.

Thelma, Thelma, Thelma. Me thinks your hat is screwed on a little bit too tight.

Can you imagine if a white senator made a KFC crack? That would not be pretty.

1 Comments:

Blogger chuck said...

Oh, I don't think she just threatened to open a KFC somewhere in his district (surely that's premitted by law already). I believe she suggested putting a KFC inside Jack's distillery. Quoteth the Tennessean, "then I'm going to have a bill that moves Kentucky Fried Chicken within the distillery and has my name as the main sponsor." Not sure how that would be legal, but I'm pretty sure the good people of Lynchburg enjoy fried chicken as much as the next guy. Now, if she'd threatened to open a Popeye's, there'd probably be some trouble brewing.

10:54 PM  

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