I'm Gonna Tell You Something I'll Bet You Didn't Know...
If you're ever in the woods clearing brush on an unseasonably warm January day, working around a lot of wood piles and moving a bunch of old logs, listening to some Cuban guajira music on your iPod, you'd be amazed how many of the songs begin with a really loud and abrupt rhythm track that sounds exactly like a rattlesnake.
Damn near all of 'em.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go change my blue jeans.
Damn near all of 'em.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go change my blue jeans.
posted by ceeelcee at 4:00 PM
5 Comments:
It's about time we have a post about your colon. Been awhile. You didn't shart did you?
Thus the downside of cutting wood with an Ipod with cool music on it.
You can educate the masses on this.
It's a skill.
I take it you have traveled to the mountainous regions? They go outside there, anyway, don't worry about it.
Reminds me of the time that my drum solo ringtone went off while I was driving. I was sure that it was the sound of a flat tire. Luckily, it was just my phone.
And then there was the time that I heard the same sound and assumed it was my phone. Wrong. Flat tire that time.
You could just buy some Depends specifically for such occasions...
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