Saturday, January 06, 2007

I'm Gonna Tell You Something I'll Bet You Didn't Know...

If you're ever in the woods clearing brush on an unseasonably warm January day, working around a lot of wood piles and moving a bunch of old logs, listening to some Cuban guajira music on your iPod, you'd be amazed how many of the songs begin with a really loud and abrupt rhythm track that sounds exactly like a rattlesnake.

Damn near all of 'em.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go change my blue jeans.


Anonymous sista smiff said...

It's about time we have a post about your colon. Been awhile. You didn't shart did you?

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thus the downside of cutting wood with an Ipod with cool music on it.
You can educate the masses on this.
It's a skill.

6:39 PM  
Blogger Busy Mom said...

I take it you have traveled to the mountainous regions? They go outside there, anyway, don't worry about it.

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the time that my drum solo ringtone went off while I was driving. I was sure that it was the sound of a flat tire. Luckily, it was just my phone.

And then there was the time that I heard the same sound and assumed it was my phone. Wrong. Flat tire that time.

10:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You could just buy some Depends specifically for such occasions...

12:42 AM  

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