Monday, February 27, 2006


A 6?! Oh well, nobody ever said Vince Young was the sharpest tool in the shed. But Steve McNair never threatened to take anybody's Rhodes Scholarship spot either, and the Titans still got a good decade out of him. Here's hoping that Norm Chow can explain his offense through xBox demonstrations.

Sunday, February 26, 2006


Weekends that begin with margaritas are a good thing. Weekends that end with Ambien and a good night's sleep are a great thing.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Judge Bean's Debacle

Don't go after 11:20 if you expect to be done before 1:00.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Alright already!

I wrote something. Don't you all know I'm busy trying to quit my job and discover how to use my new iPod. These things are serious life priorities!

Actually, I haven't taken the time to review my lifetime of interesting, pithy picaresque travel stories like Senor Knuck L. Head has undertaken. I prefer to live vicariously through his "blow jobs around the world" tour.

Hopefully, I'll be adding to the blogosphere soon.