Shanghai Surprise
I only have a minute on this computer, but I thought I'd give a quick update to anybody who's reading this and cares.
I'm pretty sure I ate dog last night. By mistake, I swear.
Oops.
Ugh.
Other than that, all is well and I'll post full trip reports when I return next week.
CeeElCee Xiao Peng
I'm pretty sure I ate dog last night. By mistake, I swear.
Oops.
Ugh.
Other than that, all is well and I'll post full trip reports when I return next week.
CeeElCee Xiao Peng
posted by ceeelcee at 6:37 PM
3 Comments:
I ate dog by accident once, I think. I went to this Laotian wedding, and there were beef-on-a-stick things, I was munching on one, and the dude that I was sitting next to asked me if I liked it.
Well, it looked like beef, but it didn't really TASTE like beef, so I asked him what it was. He said, "Dog." I must have looked totally horrified (I was) because then he said he was just kidding. I dunno. I don't think he was kidding. Eeek.
You have misued your alloted minute on our state-run computer, spreading your lies about our eating habits.
Tomorrow you die!
Imperialist capitalist pig!
See. This is why I hope to never go to China.
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