The 12 Days of Blogger Christmas (Day 6)
The Pantheon Limericks (part 1)
Haruspices
There was a fanatic named Hutch,
Whose teams would perform in the clutch.
His beloved Titans
Started piling up wins.
But his Commodores, eh, not so much.
Artemis
A Memphian blogger named Lynnster,
Too beautiful to stay a spinster.
She’s delightfully spunky,
And her tastes are quite funky.
She’s registered with Howard Finnster.
Hera
A Girl Scout leader from Smyrner,
May put blogging on the back burner.
It’s true Kathy T.
May give up realty
If her wrinkle book is a page turner.
Gemini
Duplicate blogger names are a mess,
Sometimes causing young Brittney stress.
Well, personally,
I prefer my Jag testicless.
Quirinus
That Volunteer Voter Kleinheider
Is the right wing’s pit bull of a fighter.
But sometimes I think
That if he were a drink,
Aunt B. would want Carter in cider.
posted by ceeelcee at 10:24 AM
6 Comments:
Wow! You're on a roll!
hope you don't get a hard tag,
from the testicled Jag...
This is from hutch,
thank you so much.
life won't be so great..
if there's a loss to Nichols state.
I am so very honored to be remembered by the oh-so-very-talented Christmas Poet Laureate of NIT, giggle. I think this is probably my favorite Christmas present of the year! Thank you, O Wondrous Dry One!
I don't see how you can outdo yourself past the greatness you have already scribed, or how I can possibly laugh much more than I have thus far... but I know where I'm sending the dry cleaning bill when I pee in my pants laughing so hard before this is over!
Seriously, thanks CLC, this gave me the biggest smile and laugh of the weekend, and you rock! (And PS - you're halfway done now!!!!)
The Queen of the Deities. "Even Zeus usually could not stand up to her." I'm feeling the love!
I still can't get over "Smyrner". Snicker.
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