Tuesday, May 16, 2006

CeeElCee's Tip o' the Day

When you're walking in a mall, never make eye contact with anyone carrying a clipboard.

And, yes, I did mall walk before I turned 40. Thanks for asking and keep those "Matlock" jokes coming.

2 Comments:

Blogger newscoma said...

I had this job back in the mid-80's for two hours. It was at Hickory Hollow Mall.
I laid down the clipboard next to one of those indoor bushes and went and had a beer.
Man, I was a bad employee.

9:36 PM  
Blogger Kat Coble said...

YOU are the one with the "Matlock" jokes, Grandpa ElCee. I believe the Whileawaythetwiliteyears video I recommended was "Murder She Wrote."

Cause Jessica Fletcher is way hotter than Ben Matlock. (The fact that I know these people's first names is due solely to the having of parents in their middle sixties.)

11:01 PM  

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