Friday, September 08, 2006

The Blog-Mobile

Yup, it must be time for another WKRN blogger meet-up at Wolfy's. I woke up with a big-ass zit on the end of my nose this morning. At least you'll be able to recognize me. I swear, we can get so eighth grade about these things sometimes...

But more to the point, in the interest of social responsibility and not wanting to screw with parking downtown, I have agreed to escort one Aunt B. to this event via the #7 Hillsboro MTA bus. I promise to sit next to her and hold her hand to keep any of those mean Green Hills gang members from roughing her up. I will also teach her proper bus etiquette, which includes not staring at the crazy people and only throwing up on your own shoes and not those of your neighbor.

Anyone else interested in joining us on this pilgrimage is invited to meet at the bus bench on the corner of 21st Avenue and Blair Blvd. across the street from Harris Teeter on Saturday between 9:40 and 9:45. You can park on any surface street nearby and walk a block. It won't kill you, I promise.

The return trip leaves at 12:15 from the downtown bus shelter or we could buy a few more minutes by walking a couple blocks up to 9th and Broadway if we're not done with our bloody Marys at exactly noonish. Let us know if we need to wait for you.


Anonymous Muffy said...

Have fun at the meet-up!

I rode that bus when I first moved to Nashville and didn't know how to drive yet and I was usually only one of 3 people on it. Not as scary as I thought. Then again... nothing in Green Hills could ever be scary.

Well.. I take that back... soccer moms in Green Hills are pretty scary. Especially the ones that dress like their teenage daughters.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

Now I feel bad about all my shenanigans this week, because escorting me anywhere this weekend is probably best done in some kind of bullet-proof jacket.

I have to know. Are we going to walk so far that I should wear my tennis shoes and thus pants? Or can I wear my flouncy skirt and dress shoes?

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Muffy said...


1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Naked on a white horse would be interesting.

2:34 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

If I had a white horse to ride downtown, I wouldn't need to take the bus.

2:44 PM  
Blogger Exador said...

"...the ones that dress like their teenage daughters"

I'll have to make sure I swing through Green Hills next time I'm in town.

4:04 PM  
Blogger Jim Reams said...

The 100 Oaks bus has a stop about a 5-iron from the Mothership for a post meet-up meat-up. I know because it's the bus a former employee used to "miss" the day after payday.

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wish I could be in Tenn. by 9:45 in the morning. Sounds like a blast, can't wait for the blogs!

10:29 PM  
Blogger newscoma said...

I'm jealous I'm not going to be there.
I hope you guys have fun.
Think of the NC if you feel like it.

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Your Sista said...

Your Big Ass Zit must've been miraculously Proactived. I saw no such thing on the end of your nose.

2:07 PM  
Blogger Malia said...

Yeah, whatever it is you use on your zits I want some 'cause I read this yesterday AFTER having lunch with you and I didn't notice a thing! And you looked very nice today, too, all casual and stuff.

Please report on the number of hits you get with the nekkid City in France Hotel remarks in that other post!

3:32 PM  

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