I Wonder
If this dude was holding me hostage in this bunker, and all I had to rescue me was my trusty Treo 600, how long would it take after I posted to my blog before someone would take an interest in my well-being.
Let's find out. It's now 3:00 on Tuesday 9/19.
What's that?
"It puts the lotion on its skin and then it puts it in the basket!"
Huh?
"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!"
Help.
posted by ceeelcee at 2:33 PM
15 Comments:
I will rescue you, Cee!!! :D
Woo-hoo! I knew I could count on Ivy, my hero. Thanks for being there.
But still, c'mon folks. We're talking about an extra 44 minutes of potential bunker sodomy here. Let's keep those RSS feeds up to date and on your screens. You never know when you might save a life.
8^)
Apparently that kind of crazy behavior ages you too. I read that he is only 36 years old!
I noticed that. I feel ok at 40.
Well, except for the bunker sodomy and all.
I think I may be in the process of coining a new term.
Or at least another messed up Google search opportunity...
Like to help you but # 1, you need to upgrade that Treo to a new model - however, that antenna stub might be useful and # 2, lose that tie.
Are you somewhere off of Murfreesboro Road behind Shoney's ?
CeeElCee, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
CeeElCee, don't change your number,
8-6-7-5-3-0-9 (8-6-7-5-3-0-9)
I met Tommy Tutone when he was paiting the apartment of my nextdoor neighbor 15 years ago.
Another friend of mine says that Tommy always wanted to sit in with bands, but never had a pick. Somewhere in town, there's a house painter sitting on a pile of stolen guitar picks.
Maybe he's the guy with the lotion and the basket...
Be careful, apparently bunker sodomy ages you by about 10 years.
Not to mention....oh never mind.
I'm feeling really blonde and Baptist here...why is this flying over my head a very long way?
Uhhh...I don't have a clue either. Is this something that I should know from cable TV?
Sista,
Using my super-sleuthy skills and the ID label of the picture, I have our answer:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/09/18/national/main2016327.shtml
I either don't really pay attention to the news or I'm very good at going la-la-la at the pervy and disturbing stuff. Or both.
Hey, anybody heard from Cee ? You OK down there ?
I was familiar with the story but got lost somehow....ah, don't mind me...I'm still getting over being "overlooked" at the Mothership today.
Hee hee.
Bunker sodomy.
Now I've heard everything.
Well, not really.
Guess you can't rely on me, huh? You'd probably be dead by now. Sorry!
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