Friday, September 01, 2006

Live-blogging Two Pigs Fighting over the Last Acorn

Greetings from the NE corner of the endzone at Lambeau Field. It's like a skillet in here!

Pregame tailgaiting was enthusiastic, albeit the predominate interest was about Wisconsin products from Miller Brewing and Harley Davidson more than the Packers.

I immediately noticed that they have the same problem with the bleachers here that UT has at Neyland. The numbers are painted too close together and the ass of the average fan is wider than the normal specifications. Can you say "sweaty thighs?" Ewwww.

The pregame was a nice tribute to 66 of the over 400 citizens of the state who have been wounded in action either in Iraq or Afghanistan since 9/11. Or as I called them, "Wisonsin's finest, slowest and clumsiest."

There's a few other Titan fans nearby. I've already seen one come close to getting his ass kicked for swinging his jersey around his head and knocking off some wiry guy's Favre cap. Not wise.

I hate to be a spoiler for those of you TiVoing the game, but if you're a fan of out defensive secondary, you might want to fast forward through Green Bay's first possession. Bloop bloop.

This is the third year in a row I've traveled up here to see Brett Favre for the last time. I'm glad he played, even if it was for two plays. He can now settle down on a big old ranch with a monster catfish pond next to Steve McNair in Mississippi and wile away his golden years.

Go Titans!


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