Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Skeletor Does Not Need Lipitor

Is anyone else creeped out by Robert Jarvik doing those Lipitor ads?

I'm not sure I want medical advice from somebody who looks like Spalding Gray after they fished him out of the East River.


Blogger Kat Coble said...

He freaks me out.

He married that "world's smartest woman" (Marilyn Vos Savant) years ago. That alone made me question her purportedly high IQ.

And really, is it logical for him to advertise Lipitor? The man makes his entire living from people with bad hearts. I would think that you wouldn't want to eat into your profit margin by making the hearts better before they get to you.

But that's just me. And that's part of why I'd be a crap doctor.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous sista smiff said...

Maybe I'm just weird, but, when Dockta J says something about a heart, I'm of the mind he kinda knows what he's talking about.

A showbiz rule...anytime a celebrity does a commercial, it's for the money. I don't care if it's lipitor, zit medicine, hair products or what...they give them a nice check and they'll say anything. I'd advertise vibrators if I were given a big check to do so.

1:26 PM  
Blogger Kat Coble said...

I'd advertise vibrators if I were given a big check to do so.

I on the other hand would advertise vibrators if they gave me a tester product.

I'm easy.

3:14 PM  
Blogger saraclark said..., Ladies. They love customer feedback and testimonials.

There are special sections for men and possibly pudelhounds too, just to keep it inclusive.

4:36 PM  
Blogger ceeelcee said...


Like Nellie the Nervous Pudelhund isn't stimulated enough...

What's that buzzing sound?

4:39 PM  
Blogger newscoma said...

When did this become the vibrator thread, Sick ClC?
Glad to be here.
Very glad.

7:44 PM  
Anonymous sista said...

Remember in that movie, "Parenthood" when Dianne Wiest's character is mortified when, during a blackout and the whole family is over, and somebody thinks they've pulled out a flashlight and it's her vibrator??? HEEE! I love that movie. Its on OnDemand now.

For the record...I don't own a vibrator, but, I'd still be the Spokes-Brator if they gave the right price. Maybe I should get one.

11:42 PM  
Blogger Kat Coble said...

For the record...I don't own a vibrator,

I am astonished.

10:57 AM  
Blogger saraclark said...


It's time for a long and frank conversation, probably over lunch. I'll bring catalogs. After all Christmas is coming. Hustler store field trip to follow.

11:42 AM  
Blogger ceeelcee said...

I don't know how I lost control of this thread, ladies. Who exactly "stimulated" you all to start talking about vibrators? Was is Jarvik or Spalding?

Never mind. La la la la la la.

2:50 PM  

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