Sunday, December 17, 2006

The 12 Days of Blogger Christmas (Day 7)

The Pantheon Limericks (part 2)


The anonymous Holiday Grinch

Isn’t me-not a foot, not an inch.

She claims to be cynical,

But in terms more rabbinical

Compared to me she’s quite a mensch.

Arkate and Alpanu

I’m sleeping in Sarcastro’s bed.

Hey, I bought it from him! And he said,

“It’s been lucky for me.”

Then how come I see

An impression of Exador’s head?

Deverra and Intercidona

I love not one Sara, but two.

Nashville Clark, Californian Sue.

Ribald and plucky,

I really am lucky

That their humor hue tends to the blue.


Malia's a pretty cool cat.

Maliakainanani, that's phat.

She makes me start tryin'

To talk dirty in Hawaiian

Or say, "Can I buy a vowel, Pat?"


Not all poison ivies give rashes.

There's one who absolutely thrashes.

She's really bad, bad

Cuz she actually had

Checks for blogging that she cashes.


A lovely young lady named Kate-O,

Means B-Dub cannot hardly wait-o

To click her profile

And see that winsome smile

And settle down with a nice cup of Earl Grey.


Blogger Ivy, the Great and Powerful said...

Wonderful! Yay! This is my favorite part:

Cuz she actually had

Checks for blogging that she cashes.

Yes, when they bother to pay us, that is. ;)

Thanks for including me!!

8:33 PM  
Anonymous sista smiff said...

I swear, I thought Malia's name was pronounced "Mal-ya" til I met her. Malia was the first blogger I ever met. Ok, no...technically, the first blogger I ever met in person was Knuck. I got to the Mship that day and I talked to him first before I came face to face with Mal-ya and Sara Clark.

8:41 PM  
Blogger John H said...

it's all good, but the Kate-O, B-dub bit of poesy beats all, so to speak.


9:16 PM  
Blogger Holiday Grinch said...

Oy! This reminds me of one of my favorite Lenny Bruce quotes:
"To me, if you live in New York or any other big city, you are Jewish.... It doesn't matter even if you're Catholic; if you live in New York you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana"...,(substitute Nashville) " are going to be goyish if you're Jewish."
Regardless, McSmiley, you are both talented and brilliant and I am honored to be part of your Pantheon.

9:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome again! I was having withdrawals all day waiting for Day 7!

11:04 PM  
Blogger Aunt B said...

Mmm. Is it wrong to think of Smiley, Exador, and Sarcastro all in the same bed?

7:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent! Is it coincidence that I swept my MiL out of the house today?

Awesome, I didn't expect to be included and if anyone needs me, I am available for swearing and alcohol distribution during childbirth or any other occasion, really. Thank you.

9:03 AM  
Blogger Malia said...

Mahalo Cee! And I wish you a Mele Kalikimaka me ka Hau'oli Makahiki Hou!


12:16 PM  
Anonymous B-Dub said...

Is there a camera hidden in my cave somewhere that I don't know about?

That was scary accurate.

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Kate O' said...

Ooh, ooh, ooh! You did me! So to speak. Thanks for the immortalization.

5:04 PM  
Anonymous sara sue said...

You're a friggin' genius!

I am honored, thanks for including me!

7:29 PM  

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