Intelligent Design?
Why did God invent chiggers, and why did he send 20 of them to
attack my "bathing suit area" after yesterday's yard work?
Update-for my (lucky) readers who have never encountered chiggers, I've included a link to the wikipedia article on harvest mites. No, I don't need to go back to the Lentz Clinic.
posted by ceeelcee at 9:32 AM
9 Comments:
I'm sure He had some great design for them....
But at this piont, your guess is as good as mine..
what kind of bathing suit?
Pseudo-Syphillis, a raging headache and chiggers.
You've had a big week.
I don't claim to understand why the good Lord thought we needed chiggahs. I do, however, feel confident that He did not intend for us to have to get a mental image of your ay-ree-uh.
Get you some Aveeno itchy stuff and put it in a bath and soak.
Chiggers, my friends, keep you honest.
Love,
Sister Sara
Were you planning on entering a dance contest?
Oh, I am so sorry.
I once thought they were apt punishment for kissing a boy in the woods when I was twelve. I certainly didn't do that again.
What the heck is a chigger?
Unfortunately, it isn't true, Huck. We did some research after my husband was bit last year. That horrid itchy spot isn't the chigger itself, it's called a cytostome (sp?) it's a tube it made in your skin, through which it drew blood. It will "itch like hell" until it heals.
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