Wednesday, September 20, 2006

The Truth, and Nothing but the Holistic Truth

From today's Tennessean:

"In his practice, Dr. Brent Davis offers an Ion Foot Bath, which he says drains a body of toxins.

'The patients put their feet in the water where electrodes are producing 24 volts making the water turn into positive and negative ions. A huge number of ions are defused into the body and that pulls out the toxins,' Davis said.

The color of the water after the treatment is evidence of the patient's loss of toxins, according to Davis.

'When the person starts, the water is completely clear. By the time the patient is done, depending on the patient, the water will be dark and sometimes black. That color change is toxins coming out of the body.'

Although just hearing about the process may make it hard to believe, patient Angie Kirk says it works.

'I've done it four times and every time the water has been a different color,' Kirk said. 'I feel better after I do it.'"

Ummm, yeah. Where I come from, planet Earth, we have a very similar procedure. We call it washing our feet.


Anonymous sista said...

Is that something akin to the foot washing the Primitive Baptists do?

Thats yuck. Like that colon cleansing they do.

8:55 AM  
Blogger ceeelcee said...

Primitive Baptists cleanse their colons? Maybe that's what was happening to y'all at the Cracker Barrel.

9:02 AM  
Blogger Kerry Woo said...

Yup, soap and water works everytime. Along with changing the undies after eating at Country Crock.

9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No..I think the Seventh Day Adventists are into that sort of thing.

11:51 AM  
Blogger newscoma said...

Over here in the west, we do not have ion foot baths but we do have Primitive Baptists.
We just let the dogs shrimp our feet and there as shiny as all get out.

5:15 PM  

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