Monday, December 18, 2006

The 12 Days of Blogger Christmas (Day 8)

K to the Woo to the 2


"When I'm calling woo-oo-oo-oo-oo. Will you answer Twuu-uu-uu-uu-uu?"
Bad Nelson Eddy/Jeannette McDonald Kerry0ke

Here's to the wonderful Wonder Dawg. Kerry Woo. Kerry Woo.

Renowned gadgeteer. PS2. PS2.

Mothership lover. BBQ. BBQ.

Practical joker. Pac Man, Boo! Pac Man, Boo!

Phoblographer. He'll out you. He'll out you.

Breaking stereotypes. 6' 2". 6' 2".

Affirming stereotypes. Knows kung-fu. Knows kung-fu.

Obsessed with origami. I am too. I am too.

Hoarder of vinyl. Zeppelin II. Zeppelin II.

Big Dawg Promise Keeper. Cares for you. Cares for you.

Lives every day to help others. You should too. You should too.


Anonymous sista smiff said...

Is that technically a haiku or have you crossed over into other poetry genres?

Whatever, it nearly caused a bladder spill. Hilarious.

10:30 AM  
Blogger Kerry Woo said...

Dude, I am so honored honored.
Thanks for sharing the love (in a dude kinda way, 'num saying?)
Blessed to have you a pork lovin', gadget playin', humor me kinda friend.
Good stuff.

11:25 AM  
Blogger ceeelcee said...

You make me want to be a better blogger. Sniffle. (No bullshit, buddy.)

11:46 AM  
Blogger Malia said...


12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am dying... the stereotypes lines are the best ones yet.

I will pee all over myself laughing before Day 12, I just know it.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Kate O' said...

Agreed with Lynnster: the stereotype lines cracked me up the most. Good on you! Good on you!

5:16 PM  
Blogger John H said...

so true, so true.

These tributes just keep getting better and better.

thank you, thank you.

11:37 PM  
Anonymous sara sue said...

Late as I am to this party, I agree with the rest, these just keep getting better and better!

9:06 AM  
Blogger Kerry Woo said...

Ok, I'm convinced that you are NOT the Holiday Grinch... but are you "The Poetry Man" that Phobe Snow sings about?


9:53 AM  

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